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zedophile

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit
You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile
by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023
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Zoophile

zoophiles should rot in hell #savetheanimals
by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
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pedophilesexual

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
by anonymous January 26, 2021
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Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.
by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016
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Zoophile

Absolute scum of the Earth.

Someone who has sexual relations with an animal.

Not deserving of any type of love.
Steve, 'Zoophiles should throw themselves infront of a moving bus!'

Stan, 'I agree!'
by Dear boi November 28, 2021
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Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
by jj1221 February 20, 2010
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Pedophile State University

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
by Procket Man March 18, 2015
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