nerrrgrannies's definitions

zelophile

Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy.

girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING HATE HER AND HER HAIR THATS BETTER THAN MINE!"

boy: "UHHHHHHHH THAT IS SO SEXY DON'T STOP YOU'RE TURNING ME ON! YEAH! SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU!"

girl: "YOU'RE SUCH A ZELOPHILE!"

by nerrrgrannies October 24, 2008