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a word used to describe people just like you, who are reading this now.
the writer of this example is oozing with awesomness.
by the awesomest person ever January 18, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Another word for awesome.
To describe something spectacular.
Person1: Dude today i went to walmart and like, they had oreos 50 PERCENT OFF!
Person2: awesomness.
by Anthony Cardenas July 18, 2008
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Comes from the word awesome,
Which describes cool people.
Awesome People

Feras and Jalila describe awesomness ;3
by JennyPraise October 29, 2011
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a word only to be used when talking about chuck norris' dick or jesus
dude chuck norris' dick is made of pure awesomness
by dude i'm fricken awesome September 02, 2010
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awesomeness: cool, or awesome,snotty,snobby,and stuck up
That new girl is so wrapped up in her awesomeness. God i hate suck up ppl
by Kelly Star June 23, 2005
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