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(n) A zarboner is the most massive erection one can have. It is named after a ridiculously goodlooking Clarkson University hockey player, Matthew Zarbo. He wears jersey number 21, and was given the title of "Mr. November" in November of 2010.

Dude, I just saw that hot freshman on campus today, totally got a zarboner.

zarboner by babycakes3000 December 8, 2010

Words you can keep

zamboner

When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.

Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.

zamboner by Rick Bj January 28, 2008

Related Words

zarboner • Zamboner • zamboner ride

zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

zamboner by Chern November 8, 2008

Zamboner

When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.

I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.

Zamboner by Boorilg November 5, 2010

zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

zamboner ride by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

Zamboner

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

Zamboner by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008

Zamboner

A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.

I'm going to be a zamboner on the ice tomorrow.

Zamboner by Zambonerlover69 October 16, 2022

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026