(n) A zarboner is the most massive erection one can have. It is named after a ridiculously goodlooking Clarkson University hockey player, Matthew Zarbo. He wears jersey number 21, and was given the title of "Mr. November" in November of 2010.
by babycakes3000 December 8, 2010
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Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.
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by Chern November 8, 2008
Get the zamboner mug.When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
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