Chern's definitions

zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

by Chern November 8, 2008

zambored

Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni.

The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night.

by Chern November 8, 2008

sextuple

A special-order hamburger from Wendy's consisting of six meat patties. Often the massive nature of the sextuple requires the diner to bring his or her head down to the burger, rather than bring the burger to his or her mouth. Wendy's charges the equivilant of two triples (three-patty burgers). Often eaten to mark special occassions, milestones.

A: Were you able to finish the sextuple?
M: I ate the vast majority.
A: Well, you get an E for effort.

by Chern November 6, 2008

douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

by Chern November 7, 2008

zambone

Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni

They zamboned all night long.

by Chern November 7, 2008