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A small fuzzy creature with a stereotypical blonde attitude. Most likely found sleeping on someone's car roof or humping someone's face. Occasionally is referred to as the "Army Surplus Reject" and/or the "Gendrr Bendrr". Does crazy things with washine machines, muffins and kiwi fruit. Loves Emmas to pieces.
"I ARE TEH GENDRR BENDRR"

"Muurrr!" *chews on your sox*
zamso by S. Byrne January 30, 2004
Words you can keep
Small, shrimpish, insignificant yet amusing as hell. Draws art but consumes it afterwards.
"Hey, you stepped in dog shit, you Zamso"
Zamso by Anonymous January 30, 2004
Related Words
zamso zamboni Zamboner zambo Zambon Zambonied zamora zamboning zammo zamos
(adj) say: "ZAE-mus"; This adjective imparts a sense of distinguishment or notarity to the noun it modifies. Originally introduced via Tupac's nuanced prose in his posthumusly-published journal, the term has seen growing relevance in hip-hop culture at large, lately creaping into a "Snoop Dog" rap and appearing often in the standard MTV-laced fare of today's adolescent programing.
Yo, man, that Porsche is Zamos!
OR:
Yo man, nice threads! You're really Zamosed out tonight!
zamos by John Malcom May 13, 2005

Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up
I feel so Zambonied.....
Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009
Look zamorec!

"Look it's a guinea pig"
zamorec by CrazyManS December 6, 2022

Zamrotti 

Zamrotti is a word, in Italian, which describes an individual, who has a fascination for exotic supercars, and enjoys racing them, as well—usually, on city streets. This individual is not a show-off, by any means; he/she just has a need for speed, as surely most people would, when in the presence of extremely fast vehicles.
1. Joe went to the car show, to check out the Ferrari and Lamborghini exhibit; he's such a zamrotti.

2. Marco is such a zamrotti; he went to the Lexus dealership, to test-drive the Lexus LFA. Too bad that car is way out of his price range.
Zamrotti by Zamrotti April 14, 2014

Katya Zamolodchikova 

Yekatrina Petrovna Zamolodchikova (KATYA)! Your average run-of-the-mill Russian bi-sexual transvestite hooker and Yoga teacher. One of the most beloved drag performers on Rupauls drag race season 7 and All-Stars 2 (which she is now a fan favorite due to both seasons). Known as Brian McCook. Born in Boston now lives in WEHO and is 34 years of age. No one can hate Katya and that is a fact. Take one of her quotes to put at your senior quote! Katya is very inspirational. Oh many more things to say but we all love Katya.
Friend:Who's that hottie on the runway?
Me:Oh that's Katya Zamolodchikova everyone knows that!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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