zambuoni

def. - anyone with the last name buoni

jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni

zambuoni by jake March 30, 2005

Zambonied 

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

Zambonied by Flygirl. January 15, 2009

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.

Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!

Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni 

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.

ride the zamboni by wargy2 January 30, 2014

zamboni 

kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks

look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine

zamboni by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

greasy zamboni 

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

greasy zamboni by James t Smith May 27, 2008

The Zamboni 

When you finish on yourself, take the waistband of the item of clothing you are wearing, and wipe yourself clean.

After the crisis of a cancelled date, Tommy had to finish himself off. Once he finished he used his signature move The Zamboni to clean himself off.

The Zamboni by JC from Savage May 8, 2019