zambrana 

A person who stalks or attempts to stalk a young unsuspecting victim, very obese and feared by males and females, in fear of being raped.

Also distinguished by the sound BWAH!!!

Oh my god is Zambrana following us?
Yah he totally is, freaking zambrana's.

zambrana by Bunji kugashira October 8, 2006

Carlos Zambrano 

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass

Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.

Carlos Zambrano by KChiCubs October 16, 2006

Dirty Zambrano 

A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.

Man, I was so happy last night that I went home and gave my girl the dirty zambrano.

Dirty Zambrano by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006

Zambrano 

To go postal or mental on someone.

Chill out. Don't go Zambrano on me!

Zambrano by Mars Klepton July 5, 2010

David Zambrano 

a hoe, slut, mostly fat, very fat

hey David Zambrano why are u fat

cause im David Zambrano nigga

David Zambrano by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020

ramon zambrano 

The hottest man in the world

Every woman wants to see this man ramon zambrano

ramon zambrano by Ramon zambrano November 6, 2017

mario zambrano 

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

The cool guy named Mario zambrano

mario zambrano by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018