zaller 

a person who leaves a wake of destruction and confusion; a human tornado (and not in a good way, like Dolemite)

Damn, everything was going fine until that zaller showed up...

zaller by Vanessa Montalban October 26, 2007

Zeller 

The lever(s) on a chair used to adjust height, angle, etc.

Marybeth dreamed of breaking all the zellers in the room, forever cementing each office chair with her personal height & lumbar preference.

Zeller by Annexander February 23, 2021

Zeller Argument 

The act of arguing over something false. Where under normal circumstances the Person defending the "wrong" opinion would disagree with said opinion.

Zeller: "It is completely normal to want money for story progression in an single-player Game!"
Xaver: "Stfu, I don't want to have an Zeller Argument"

Zeller Argument by mePixel May 30, 2020

mr zellers 

The most badass teacher in the whole United States. He also smokes joints nonstop

Person 1: dude I heard mr zellers is badass

Friend: hell yeah man he is hella dope

mr zellers by Bad ass nig March 12, 2014

shane zeller 

an amazing example of muscle tone and fuzzy hair

Look at that kid, he's such a Shane Zeller.

shane zeller by wholoves?! August 9, 2009

zellered

To become so intoxicated that the bouncer throws you out of a club or bar.

Did you hear? Dan got Zellered from the club last night!

zellered by BroRad August 4, 2014

Zellers Promotion 

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

Zellers Promotion by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010