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The unit of measurement for the piss of a male to make one clockwise rotation around a standard toilet bowl.
Dude, I drank so much I just went 27 wages.

My personal record is 32 wages.
by Dgrllas June 25, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.
"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."
by Griffin February 28, 2005
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The words way and huge combined. Used to describe something huger than normal hugeness.
A turd that is so large it can't be flushed without size reduction modification is wage.
by Little Dog Monk August 29, 2006
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it is similar to own or pwn but if adds more emphesis then them.
Dude i was playin' CS:S the other day and i killed the whole T force, i was like wage!
by twohats September 13, 2007
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A great, successful driver! One who is loved and appreciated by all others on the road.
That driver follows all the rules, what a real Wages!
by wagedigger July 14, 2017
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