wage

The unit of measurement for the piss of a male to make one clockwise rotation around a standard toilet bowl.

Dude, I drank so much I just went 27 wages.

My personal record is 32 wages.

by Dgrllas June 25, 2009

wage

The words way and huge combined. Used to describe something huger than normal hugeness.

A turd that is so large it can't be flushed without size reduction modification is wage.

by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006

wage

it is similar to own or pwn but if adds more emphesis then them.

Dude i was playin' CS:S the other day and i killed the whole T force, i was like wage!

by twohats September 27, 2007

Wage

Wage can be a jerk and an asshole if you tempt him. He’s very sarcastic all of the time, but if you’re one of his friends then he’ll know when you’re being serious. He’s good to have conversations with when you just need someone to make you laugh, or angry.

Wage: I hate you
Me: I love you too
Wage: In your dreams
Me: <3

by kancoia June 23, 2022

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Wage gap

The wage gap is a real idea of women being paid less simply because of being women. It is a big problem for feminism, however, it actually has roots in intelectual stuff, because

1. Women are paid less because women work less.
2. Women take more time off.
3. Women are less competetive.

As You can see, feminists shoukd stop whining about this.

Woman: I hate the wage gap!
Man: Hey, VSauce, (NAME) here.

by Ayourmomhot January 29, 2022

Wage War

A really cool metal band that originating in Central Florida, Wage War gathers inspiration from several different sub-genres of metal, explaining their wide range of appeal to metal heads everywhere. White Chapel, The Devil Wears Prada, and August Burns Red are just a few of their influences.

Mixing the anger and angst of Hardcore Metal with a positive message of redemption and hope. Wage War has a bright future ahead of them.

The current lineup consists of unclean vocalist Briton Bond, lead guitarist and backing vocalist Seth Blake, rhythm guitarist and clean vocalist Cody Quistad, bass guitarist and backing vocalist Chris Gaylord and drummer and percussionist Stephen Kleusener.

Wage war made 4 albums for nowadays. First "Blueprints" in 2015, "Deadweight" in 2017, "Pressure" in 2019 and "Manic" in 2021

by ZeroNil January 21, 2023