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yourmomtic 

Describes a situation, where the saying "your mom" is suitable
A:Timmy says he got a good blow job yesterday.

B:That's yourmomtic!
yourmomtic by Albacookie April 8, 2015
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Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.
Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!
Yourmomistan by bigtrick October 30, 2006

Yourmomism 

The belief that everything was created by your mom.

... She got around.
Yourmomism:
Finally, an explanation.
Yourmomism by Waka waka Om nom nom January 6, 2011

yourmomitis 

a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.
Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."

Yourmomium 

The largest, densest, thickest, fattest element on the periodic table.

Symbol Ym, common isotopes include Ym-21 and Ym-69
1- My favorite element? Yourmomium...
2- If you react Ym, yourmomium with Yd, yourdadium, you might be lucky and get Kd, kidium!
3- Yourmomium is the heaviest element known to man, and is so heavy, even one atom is too much to carry...
4- Yourmomium makes great cookies...
Yourmomium by SCIENCE, YOU FOOL October 25, 2017

yourmomisthebombinmythong 

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'yourmomisthebombinmythong' Said my friend

Yourmoming

Yourmoming is when you're doing something but you don't want to specify what you are doing
Rowan: What are you doing?
Charles: Yourmoming
Rowan; What's that? What's yourmoming?
Charles: something....S
Yourmoming by milcu727272 December 6, 2022
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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