Same as you bet. It means that you are completely sure of what you or someone else has said; certainly.

Coined by Tobuscus in his Tobuscus Animated Adventures #5 episode.

Gabuscus: You're starting a fund-raising campaign?!
Tobuscus: You bet your bucket I am!
Gabuscus: That's not even a saying!
Tobuscus: I was thinking we could raise money for weapons, so we could defeat the zombies.

you bet your bucket by harvesterboy June 8, 2013

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You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

You bet your dick and balls by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

You bet your sweet patootie by Telephony May 30, 2015

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You bet your butt

To belief in something so certainly one would put their butt on the line.

'We're not really going to do this are we?' she asked incredulously.

'You bet your butt we are,' he replied.

You bet your butt by PrinceJolo June 23, 2018

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