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the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

you bastarded by garbage day October 3, 2006

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Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard!

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! by Digooo February 12, 2005

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You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.

My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night

You Bastard channel by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009

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You Bastard

A term that Indian people frequently use when something you are in a more favorable situation than they are.

Nev: I have FIVE more classes until Spring break.
Jon: Really? All my classes are canceled tomorrow.
Nev: You bastard.

You Bastard by awaka April 11, 2009

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You Bastard Guy

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.

You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.

You Bastard Guy by Waffalova January 29, 2009

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OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die

“Someone named Kenny gets shot” OMG you killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard by Kenny McCormicc April 6, 2023

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cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

cope you bastard by silencut March 2, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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