You mother
You mother by CrackReltpNickLegoMikeJake May 20, 2021
Words you can keep
[what's up you mother fucks]
a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.
scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
[what's up you mother fucks] by jadiepoetatie December 9, 2008
Fuck you mother Fucker
Black guy 1: ha ha your gay you bitch
White guy 1: Fuck you mother Fucker!
Black guy 1: *Pulls out gun* what bitch
White guy 1: put that shit away bitch before i shoot your ass
Black guy 1: with what bitch?
White guy 1: *pulls out Desert Eagle* this bitch
Black guy 1: ok fine ill back off
Qhite guy 1: *shoots black guy 1 in the head then steals money from black guy 1*
White guy 1: Fuck you mother Fucker!
Black guy 1: *Pulls out gun* what bitch
White guy 1: put that shit away bitch before i shoot your ass
Black guy 1: with what bitch?
White guy 1: *pulls out Desert Eagle* this bitch
Black guy 1: ok fine ill back off
Qhite guy 1: *shoots black guy 1 in the head then steals money from black guy 1*
Fuck you mother Fucker by sam bewley February 17, 2008
GO YOU MOTHER!
GO YOU MOTHER! by CrackReltpNickLegoMikeJake May 21, 2021
oh you MOTHER
By far and beyond, the most commonly used Tomism (see "Tomism"). The phrase has it's origins when Tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. Chris quietly put a lump of horse shit in the middle of the mask. When Tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to Chris saying, "OHHHH... you MOTHER!!!" Since this event, it has become his signature phrase.
After saying, "OH you MOTHER", he proceeded to chase Chris around the barn, tackle him and perform Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture on him for revenge.
oh you MOTHER by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004
god damnit you mother fucker die!!! >:o AHHHHH
god damnit you mother fucker die!!! >:o AHHHHH by johnny_joey_sucks April 10, 2005
Oh you mother fucking whore
Oh you mother fucking whore by I’m a fucking idiot May 2, 2021
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