The most versatile
dis/comeback ever created in the
history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone'
s mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher:
John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher:
John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.