your momma

a gangster way of insulting one and therefore ones mother

1. Your momma is fat.
2. Your momma cuts your steaks for you.
3. Your momma goes to college.

by tyler brown March 1, 2005

your momma

the subject of all jokes used by assholes when they have no other comeback.

guy #1-"Dude, stay away from me, your a dick!"
guy #2- *silence for a second*

guy #2-" Your momma!"
guy #1 as he walks away-"Douche"

by fuck 'em all June 27, 2009

your momma

a television show on mtv where where people "represent their hoods" by making lame "your momma" jokes on other memebers of the show and wilbur valderama looks like a gay mexican

Wow, that new mtv show Your Momma with that gay mexican really sucks and should be taken off the air

by JStreeter April 26, 2006

Your momma and them

a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.

How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.

by Sunshine March 24, 2003

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003

Fudge your momma

1)Another way to say "fuck your momma"
2)A way to stop someone from saying something when you dont want to hear it

1) Person 1: Man, your girl has a fat ass!
Person 2: Hey! Fudge your momma

2) Person 1: Damn, shawty is phat! You could neva tap da-
Person 2: Fudge yo mama!

by D.Phanton November 18, 2007

your momma's hood

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

by buddy March 6, 2004