yolker

The yellowish slime left in the crotch of a girl's panties usually due to over-horniess or a genital disorder.
Sarah always had a bright yellow yolker waiting for me in her underpants
by donniel May 20, 2006
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Yolker

One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult
"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."
by ckyuteee March 19, 2009
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Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart
by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009
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double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.
Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!
by TheMann87 October 09, 2015
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Double Yolker

When a man cums twice in the same session.
Hell yeah! Double Yolker! That hasn’t happened since I was a tennager!
by ViolentLove April 28, 2019
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double yolker

someone who is pissing you off can be referred to as a double yolker
damn bastard, what is he some kind of double yolker
by Leeeeroy Jenkins June 18, 2007
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Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"
by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023
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