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The yellowish slime left in the crotch of a girl's panties usually due to over-horniess or a genital disorder.
Sarah always had a bright yellow yolker waiting for me in her underpants
yolker by donniel May 26, 2006
Words you can keep
One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult
"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."
Yolker by ckyuteee March 18, 2009
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Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart
Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?
Crack a yolker by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.
Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!
double yolker by TheMann87 November 27, 2015

Double Yolker

When a man cums twice in the same session.
Hell yeah! Double Yolker! That hasn’t happened since I was a tennager!
Double Yolker by ViolentLove April 28, 2019

double yolker

someone who is pissing you off can be referred to as a double yolker
damn bastard, what is he some kind of double yolker

Wet Yolker 

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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