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One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult
"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."
Yolker by ckyuteee March 18, 2009
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Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart
Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?
Crack a yolker by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.
Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!
double yolker by TheMann87 November 27, 2015

Double Yolker

When a man cums twice in the same session.
Hell yeah! Double Yolker! That hasn’t happened since I was a tennager!
Double Yolker by ViolentLove April 28, 2019

double yolker

someone who is pissing you off can be referred to as a double yolker
damn bastard, what is he some kind of double yolker

Wet Yolker 

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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