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yoloswag 

A term used by twelvie morons that wear baseball caps backwards, have their pants sag half way down their arse crack, wear Converse sneakers and generally act like douchebags on public transport by blasting crappy dubstep and pop music through the tinny little speakers on their phones. Yoloswag to them means 'oh yeah, fuck i'm good, just ask me' but to the sane population all we see are whiny little douchebags that need a smack in the head with an ASP expanding baton.
twelvie: 'yer rikki and i are in a relationship, yoloswag'
sane teenager walkin past: 'DILLIGAF!'
yoloswag by KTV484 February 6, 2014

yoloswag4jesus 

Just sending it for jesus because you’re a proper christian women
Dakota wanted to hit the wendys so Melissa said “Yoloswag4jesus might as well go”
yoloswag4jesus by MelLynn2 June 22, 2019
Yolisa is someone that is shy in class , but also talkative and annoying . Yolisa is not good with public speaking , but is good in cultural stuff ( such as drama , art or music ) . Yolisa is not violent but can be just she hides it from people , she can also be very nice and sometimes scared to say NO to friends who need help . She will go out of her way to make people happy . She isn't a bitch , she is only a bitch when you hurt someone close to her or just someone she knows or even herself . She is also geeky , but also cool so a bit of both . This is someone you need in your life , she makes you happy when your sad and all sorts of things . If you know a yolisa keep her close .
Mom : can't you be a Yolisa with your school work . Boy : K

Guy 1 : I'm upset leave me alone ! Guy 2 : We need a Yolisa

Guy 1 : someone killed my mom and I need help sorting him out . Guy 2 : We need a Yolisa
yolisa by Stell girl March 19, 2016

YOLOSWAG 

The unholy union of two godforsaken, overused, idiotic words which had a sex orgy and produced this demonic offspring. Also the go to term for all douchebags and fags of the world. Did I mention the fucking douchebags? When this word comes out of someones mouth, 10 babies will be sacrificed to Satan by canniballistic necrophiles. In addition to this 20 fluffy kittens will be get eaten by aliens, and a starving child in Africa will die. NEVER use this word.

Warning:
If you use this word, you will burn in hell and be subject to anal rape from the babies who were sacrificed. Afterwards you will be castrated and forced to enjoy your genitals with ketchup and tabasco sauce.
YOLOSWAG just killed 10 babies, 20 fluffy kittens, and a starving child in Africa because motherfucking Urban Dictionary requires that I use this word in an example.
YOLOSWAG by DeusAnonymouse May 30, 2013

yoloswag 

A combination of the acronyms YOLO and SWAG combined. As a result they stand for You only live once because secretly we are gay.
That guy who randomly says "YOLOSWAG"
yoloswag by THE YOLOSWAGGOT January 22, 2013

yoloswagger

A yoloswagger is someone who is a member of the yoloswag scene. The yoloswag scene is similar to other popular unfortunate scenes, such as hipsters, emos, and scenesters. Yoloswaggers in essence are new-age gangbangers with a bit more class. They tend to frequently act calm, perhaps stoned, in order to meet the standards of their fellow yoloswaggers. These people tend to wear clothing brands such as Obey and Supreme, and have occasionally adopted the infamous hipster glasses. They also probably listen to Wiz Khalifa, Drake, and Tyga, but may sometimes indulge in OFWGKTA, too.
The word yoloswagger is derived from the words yolo and swag. The word yolo, interestingly enough, originated from the acronym, YOLO, which stands for "you only live once." Yolo and swag are words that are commonly associated with these types of people.
yoloswagger by The Posh Puppy November 3, 2012
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