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yogurt pot by Joshua Westy November 26, 2006
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Yogurt Potted
This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.
The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?
Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.
Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.
Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
Yogurt Potted by drummermanadam July 24, 2018
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Yoghurt Pot
This is when you cum inside your own, or someone else's belly button, then stick a lid (such as sello-tape or cling film) to hold the substance in place.
Guy 1:My belly button is itchy.
Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot
Guy 1: Man thats sick!!
Guy 2:LOLOLOL
Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot
Guy 1: Man thats sick!!
Guy 2:LOLOLOL
Yoghurt Pot by Da Fizzle Shizzle August 7, 2009
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Yoghurt-potting
When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
Yoghurt-potting by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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