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When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013
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When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
β€œFuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”
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