yoak 

A word that means anything mean. Bitch, slut, slag

Get away from me you yoak

yoak by Byebitch January 3, 2020

yoak 

Yoak/yoaking is a sexual act performed in a public bathroom by two people holding glassware, similar to popular activities involving one guy and one jar.

If you are seeking yoaking then you should write "yoak" on the wall of the bathroom and check daily for a reply. The respondent will also write on the wall with a preferred time, and if you agree then you can return to the bathroom at that time with glassware to participate in yoaking.

"Get laid? No, this weekend I'm getting yoaked. That's why I've been carrying a picante sauce jar."

yoak by FarEnough February 17, 2025

Van Yoak 

A term frequently used to describe quiet but troublesome Russian boys who often quote Shakespeare while engaging in primate-like behavior. Despite the fact that they are sometimes difficult to please, most women find them to be strangely irresistable. Although they are easily frustrated and may threat to "buff you with their bodies!", one short strip tease is all one needs to do to coax them into blissful submission. They respond to the names "Mikey, Michael, Michael ___ Jones! (when spoken to sternly), little squirrel, goofball, Pansy!, and Yoakface).

Man, that Van Yoak...he just makes me want to tear my clothes off and get buck WILD!

Van Yoak by SM H. August 31, 2006

Dwight Yoakam 

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.

Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!

Dwight Yoakam by me April 25, 2005

YOAKO 

Your Only A Kid Once. Wise Words Of Paul Christopher.

Paul Lets get fucked up me, james, kaan, amanda, paul, cameron, porker, an everyone
James - Yoako nigga.

YOAKO by paulieanamanda2k14 January 1, 2014

yoaked 

Can be used to describe something superior, something that’s dope or cool

Damn that girl’s head game is yoaked

yoaked by Marshit August 9, 2020

The Dwight Yoakam Diet 

Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things

The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:

1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.

Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!

David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!

The Dwight Yoakam Diet by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009