yo jikes
yo jikes by thickjitsammich July 27, 2016
Words you can keep
Yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
Yo mama jokes by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
Yo mama jokes
"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
Yo mama jokes by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015
yo momma jokes
Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
yo momma jokes by Magaritavile July 7, 2006
Yo Momma Jokes
An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
Yo Momma Jokes by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011
yo momma jokes
Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
4 yo momma jokes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
yo momma jokes by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009
yo moma jokes
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