yo jikes 

Dumb things that a wanksta says that have no meaning.

I'm suckin on three mints at the same time yo jikes

yo jikes by thickjitsammich July 27, 2016

Yo mama jokes 

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!

My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.

Yo mama jokes by GroominGabe February 24, 2015

Yo mama jokes 

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

Yo mama jokes by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015

yo momma jokes 

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.

Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.

yo momma jokes by Magaritavile July 7, 2006

Yo Momma Jokes 

An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:

Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...

You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.

common Yo momma jokes:

Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.

Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."

Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.

Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.

Yo Momma Jokes by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011

yo momma jokes 

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life

4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

yo momma jokes by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009

yo moma jokes 

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

yo moma jokes by jake April 13, 2005