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Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
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Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.
"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
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A retarded joke that middle and high schoolers say to each other that starts with "yo mama's so______that_______________." It's is used to be funny, but if you say it to the wrong person, they will beat the shit out of you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor. yomamajokes-stupid
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a joke to tell when you're in a really trite mood and feel like laughing for no exact reason.
Example of a Yo mama joke:
Yo mama so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts and sneezes!
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a joke made to insult a certain characteristic about some ones mum. this type of joke isn't usually used as a directed insult, but more so as an exchange of jokes between two friends.
as an example for a yomama joke, yomama is so hairy, that when she had you, you got carpet burn!
by whatyouonaboutboy? September 24, 2015
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