yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.
yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday
yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.
ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday
yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.
ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
by Rabi J. February 5, 2005
by hotboxin November 26, 2005
Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
by Assface McFucker September 21, 2013
yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"
by punkass kid March 11, 2005
A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."
by dj gs68 August 24, 2003
by James Lowe July 5, 2004
Ohh so many definitions, so little time...
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.
2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.
3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.
2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.
3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!
-Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
by I////'m gansta June 17, 2003