yesturbate 

To have to use yesterday's material to mastrubate.

Dude, I have to get a new girlfriend. It's been so long since I've had contact with an attractive girl that I'm starting to yesturbate.

yesturbate by kingbumii May 6, 2015

resturbate 

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

hesturbate 

twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.

"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"

hesturbate by Olivia Yearns November 10, 2008

yesterbae 

the yesterday bae
the guy you had last night

the guy you used to like

that guy is so yesterbae

yesterbae by maritzel July 2, 2014

Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

Yesterbate by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011

testurbate 

To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.

Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.

Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.

testurbate by kingbumii May 6, 2015

yesterbae 

Another term for an ex you dated recently or in the near past.

When you see your ex in public and you say to your friends, look that's "yesterbae"!

yesterbae by sunthatneversets June 2, 2017