Urban Dictionary: Yesterbate

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Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

Sep 9 Word of the Day

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

A verb that describes the act of masterbating on the day previous to the current date.

Nic: Did you yesterbate?

Dylan: Nah, but I did it this morning.

Nic: High five!

by Nic-To-The-K November 08, 2011

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014