Yapsturbate 

Having a wank while talking to yourself.

Henry talks to himself a lot. He even yapsturbates.

Yapsturbate by Lucifer's Master September 14, 2021

napsturbate 

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

fapsturbate 

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

fapsturbate by Dumpsterbaby December 16, 2007

Fapsturbate 

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

Fapsturbate by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009

kapsturbate 

The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?

Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.

kapsturbate by kapsturbator June 26, 2010

Napsturbate 

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

Napsturbate by Wolflobot October 31, 2013

Napsturbate 

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

Napsturbate by el blobo January 26, 2013