Yapsturbate
Having a wank while talking to yourself.
Yapsturbate by Lucifer's Master September 14, 2021
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napsturbate
Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.
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napsturbate by urbdicuser June 13, 2014
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Fapsturbate
An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
Fapsturbate by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
kapsturbate
The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?
Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.
Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.
kapsturbate by kapsturbator June 26, 2010
Napsturbate
Napsturbate by Wolflobot October 31, 2013
Napsturbate
Napsturbate by el blobo January 26, 2013
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