Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011

Yesterbate

A verb that describes the act of masterbating on the day previous to the current date.

Nic: Did you yesterbate?

Dylan: Nah, but I did it this morning.

Nic: High five!

by Nic-To-The-K November 9, 2011

yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014

yesterdagel

A day old bagel. It's not as good as a fresh bagel, but if you toast it and slather it with cream cheese, it'll do in a pinch.

I nearly broke my tooth eating a yesterdagel this morning.

by Saucy Lady October 23, 2009

yesterbeer

Any open beer that has been sitting out at least overnight, and then still gets drank. usually by someone who wakes up still drunk from the night before, or a seasoned drinker after the beer runs out.

"where did you find that beer, I thot we were out?"
"we are, its a yesterbeer..."

"Whatta party last night, I really need something to wet my whistle! What is there to drink?"
" nothing left, just grab a yesterbeer!"

by Master_Sven March 24, 2010

yestertech

Outdated technology which was more popular in yesteryear.

Anybody with any sense refuses to buy American cars because they are always full of yestertech.

by PelotonKing July 21, 2008