Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

by Whatever you want it to be. April 7, 2011

Yesterbate

A verb that describes the act of masterbating on the day previous to the current date.

Nic: Did you yesterbate?

Dylan: Nah, but I did it this morning.

Nic: High five!

by Nic-To-The-K November 9, 2011

yesterbeer

Any open beer that has been sitting out at least overnight, and then still gets drank. usually by someone who wakes up still drunk from the night before, or a seasoned drinker after the beer runs out.

"where did you find that beer, I thot we were out?"
"we are, its a yesterbeer..."

"Whatta party last night, I really need something to wet my whistle! What is there to drink?"
" nothing left, just grab a yesterbeer!"

by Master_Sven March 24, 2010

yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

yesterbating

Masturbating someone else yesterday/the day before.

Also can be used as yesterbated and yesterbate

ex:
Dimond-"damn, my arm hurts from yesterbating that trucker"
Pimp daddy- "Well, bitch, you gotta 'nother comin' a quarter till. Here's some vicodin"
Dimond- "Daddy, you treat me so good."

ex:
Jim-"I wish I had someone to yesterbate me too."
Tommy-"Don't worry the prom is coming up soon!"

by La8erB8er December 18, 2013

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014