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0 year old
A newborn person that has just begun to explore the world. Some talk, some don't. The development of the human body also happens the fastest in this time, so the baby's age is mostly counted in months or even weeks in this time. People aged this young have no real consciousness, but show human characteristics. Not much to say about people aged 0.
Part of the Age Group: Baby
Part of the Age Group: Baby
0 year old: Goo ga goo ga.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
0 year old by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
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10,000 Year Old Dick
An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
10,000 Year Old Dick by Revort August 10, 2008
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