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A dog's puckerd up irritated asshole.
Your grandma's wrinkly lips remind me of a yarnus.
yarnus by KJYEAHITSME August 7, 2010
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‘To Yanush’ essentially means to cum. This word was founded in Poland after a man by the name of Yanush, who has a chopper bigger than the Empire State Building. Not only is it a long cock, it’s also meaty. The amount of girth Yanush has is out of this world. If you believe the ancient myth, every girl Yanush has banged has been hospitalized and paralyzed and rumour has it, Yanush has nurses by his side when doing the dirty. Nicknamed Super-Yan, he requested the Israeli Iron dome was given to Poland as cum socks aren’t strong enough to withstand his mighty sperm.
Yanush is the semen released after a wank.
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”

Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”

Adjective:
“Hold on love, I’m just Yanushing”
Yanush by Astrid Yanush February 28, 2022
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Nigerian slang for Ass, butt or buttocks
Her yarnsh is massive
She has a nice yarnsh
yarnsh by malik berry July 9, 2014

Yanushik 

Yanushik is the guy that will beat you at street fighter IV, and any other game that you think you're best at. He knows how to fix your computer, and loves Pixi Sticks. If Pixi Sticks and video games were mixed together, he would be in Heaven, but for now he is on earth solving PC crime, reading about gadgets and kicking your butt at video games.
"Man, I just got owned on Melty Blood"
" Must have been that Yanushik"
Yanushik by eboost February 3, 2010

yarnstress 

a woman who knits or crochets
Michelle is an amazing yarnstress who can knit or crochet almost anything!
combination of ye and anus said so often that eventually combines to sound like yanus. also can be used as a greeting for immature austrailians.
American: Hey how is it going?
Austrailian: Yanus!
American: That was completely uncalled for!
Yanus by z@xx0r January 24, 2008
a legendary dog who has extreme attitude problems at most and has a speaxh impediment. Most likely to bite you at random times or bully your cat.
Guy: yarnis stop it!
yarnis: no fanks
yarnis by Yarnis October 2, 2018
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