knits

Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.

Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005

knit-knit

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Knit

Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.

by Pluto E. October 28, 2018

knitted

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

by pLexT June 14, 2010

Knit

Something tight, cool, amazing, awesome-sauce

“That vacay was so knit!”

by w-rizz August 5, 2023

Knit

One who is seen as a fool and a "retard"

Oh thats Shane Moran, he's a knit.

by Evan_The_Legend March 7, 2011

knit

A girl who is hot where it matters. i.e. between the KNees and tITs.

She isn't the cutest, but she's super knit!

by halbey January 30, 2009