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Crank Yankers 

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.
My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'
Crank Yankers by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Strokin' a Yakker 

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.
Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.
Strokin' a Yakker by esuohe November 22, 2006
A word what is used to describe people who live in Pit Villages on the outskirts of Hartlepool.
(a)
Woman 1: Can you lend me a tab please?
Woman 2: Ive only got roleys
Woman 1: My God! You must be a Yakker
(b)
Man 1: Whos that cunt who you were talking to last night?
Man 2: Oh that was Lee from Wingate.
Man 1: He had some shiney teeth on him didnt he?
Man 2: And he talks a load of shite
Man 1: He is King of the Yakkers
Yakker by Neale Cooper June 23, 2006
Baseball slang for a curve ball. Also referred to as Uncle Charlie.
That was a lights-out yakker Wainwright served up to Carlos Beltran in the Cards win over the Mets in the 7th game of the NCS.
yakker by antelope al June 30, 2008
To talk aimlessly or stupidly

An abbreviation of yakkety-yak
Don't give me all that yakker - just answer the question!!
yakker by sufrance August 8, 2009

Crank Yankers 

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!
*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
Crank Yankers by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003