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pornhub.com Vs xvideos 

The ultimate battle , only chads use porn hub but neo Nazis use xvideos.
Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me

Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit

Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.

Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.

Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
A great slept on porn site without any virus.. its easily one the top 5 next to, PornHub,Redtube,Youporn,Xhamster
Jim: Hey dude got any porn sites getting tired of of the usual sites

Bob: sure check out xvideos.com its porn hub but on steroids

Jim: Thanks dude

Bob: np :p
xvideos by PornExpert November 19, 2013

xxx videos 

a website used for master-baiting. if your single you will understand even more.
Josh: i wish is had a girl :(
Jacob: go watch some xxx videos, and make sure you have premium or else you will get a virus.
xxx videos by Niaggerafalls November 1, 2019

roblox porn sex xvideos 

You're a weird-ass kid that typed this is prob (you're a fucking weirdo dude.)
hey have you seen that weird-ass kid that typed in roblox porn sex xvideos on urban dictionary yea hes a sex afender now he is banned from coming here at the school
Description:

X videos is a website designed for adults only and its a free hosting service for porn sex videos. Its unlike pornhub its a website that always shows a sex/porn videos from all types and they also have a VIP vault which is for special sexual/porn videos in a premium quality. The site might get addicted for some users.

UI:

Xvideos UI is a red + jet black theme. On top you have the popular three lines button and a login button + the search button unlike YouTube. They also include ads but its not the normal ads that you regularly see. All ads in the site are also sexual ads or maybe porn sometimes and most people see some tools help during the sex for example (penis gel to make grow, etc)

How it work:

When you first enter the website you will get no warning unlike pornhub. A bunch of sex videos will load in upon entering. When you click on an a video it should load with some options like

Fill the screen / video settings:

Quality, etc

The loading is a gray block that gets transpernt when the loading % gets up
On the bottom of the video you will find a few options

Comments: people commenting is to be rarely seen. Even with a video that has 1M views has at least 4 comments. In youtube it would get at least 1 thousand views,

View count: view count is counts the views of the selected video. However the werid thing that most videos gets a millions and millions of views like 12M views. That more than AboFlah`s daily upload views
Hey john. I heared from your brother that you have been watching something werid on some shit site
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Its xvideos
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What!?

I thought it was ph
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No ph is fucked up man
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XD

So when will you stop dude? It will detsory your life
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I cant. Its taking control of me
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SHIT!
xvideos by LB- February 7, 2022

xxxvid3os 

xxxvid3os is the only true alpha that there really is. Shes also super cool, funny, hot, and strong and will take all of ur kittens😈
xxxvid3os is so cool and hot and she takes all my kittens. I wanna be her when i grow up.
xxxvid3os by peeeeepeeeeee June 21, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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