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Since xperience counts, it saves you having to count the years, agreed?
xperience by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009
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E-xperience 

Experience / knowledge gained by virtual means. Depending on the topic of study, can be equally or more effective than experience gained IRL.

Pronounced "eek-sperience".
I got some e-xperience from online tutorials and writing exercises.
E-xperience by FiveTail August 29, 2010

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience) 

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience) 

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience 

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

Irish Life Experience 

The most amazing high school summer study abroad program in Ireland EVER! An incredible experience and four weeks of pure bliss.
The students had a blast on the Irish Life Experience.

Twin Flame Experience 

The Twin Flame experience is the meeting of another person who awakens within you a spirituality and a sense of being alive that is unlike anything experienced previously. It is often experienced as a transcendental "oneness" with God, yourself, and the other person. Mortal time becomes irrelevant. The two seem to know each other immediately and intuitively, and can continue to correspond off and on throughout a lifetime as though no time has passed at all. Life begins to be measured in terms of experiences, rather than years, after meeting a Twin Flame. The sense becomes that even when physically separated, a twin no longer feels alone on the planet. This bond can be experienced to such an intensity that it can feel like one twin's soul is inhabiting the body of the other, sharing the flesh.

The intensity of the connection often sends the Twins (TF's) into a tailspin following a brief experience of heaven on earth. This period can be considered a time of refining, during which each twin begins a task of identifying and confronting individual demons (read: unhealthy or self-defeating traits, beliefs, flaws, etc.) If utilized correctly, these trials can work to lead each individual toward greater balance. Developing wholeness as an individual - and not two halves making a whole - is the goal of the TF experience. This goal can be likened to that of the Buddhist concept of obtaining Nirvana and the Christian concept of earthly rebirth into a transcendental state.
Tales describing the Twin Flame experience - without utilizing the label of such - abound in both literature and music, and with varying outcomes.
Twin Flame Experience by shannadawn November 6, 2013
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