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Team Counts 

A team that exceeds expectations, rises to any occasion and surpasses any obstacle. Recognized for perseverence, competence and excellence in all endeavours.

Team Counts is an expression used to define a type of team that other groups aspire to be.
Wow, that group is really Team Counts!
Team Counts by Tommy Truth May 7, 2010

This Counts For Everything 

Band from Gilbert Arizona that puts on one of the best shows you will ever see. You cant help but have fun when you go to thier shows.
www.facebook.com/thiscountsforeverything
That band This Counts For Everything puts on a bad ass show!

@connor.counts

he is a lowkey good ft partner and runs track w Hudson and is Eli's bestie. He is a true ceramics king.
Mason: @connor counts is so cool man
Eli: if you have a @connor.counts NEVER let him go
@connor.counts by chickennugnug April 3, 2020

thot that counts 

an arithmetically proficient women of the night
The thot that counts keeps me up at night.
thot that counts by jessi-cunt-420 February 4, 2020

big where it counts

A smaller person that has big boobs or penis
Girl: You're so small!
Guy: I'm big where it counts! ;)

black where it counts 

A white guy who is hung like a black guy
black where it counts by A.Simo November 2, 2003
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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