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xertvanky 

n. morbidly obese female of Slavic descent who consumes crushed or shaved ice in cones.
B1: Dayangg check out that xertvanky!
J1000: HEY that's my kid your talkin about!
xertvanky by kpmandookid March 31, 2009
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xerpt Xerptus XERTZ Xerath xerotic xerp Xert Xertun xeptic xeption
to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.
After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.
XERTZ by weave September 22, 2003
xeption is a shorter use of exception and probably a result of twitter's 140 character limit. Similar to using "Xmas" instead of "Christmas".
I'm sorry dude, these are the rules and there is no xeption.
xeption by Schefar May 26, 2011

xereptitude 

Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.
Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!
xereptitude by Roopybabe March 18, 2014
a person who picks up a stick and calls it an elder-flame dagger and complements himself and titles himself as a king. also kinda like shekhmatov has no friends and whenever someone absolutely shits on him he either reports it or repeats the same word 59409034909340 times before saying something like "Ur aim is shit in Valorant"
Ava k: thats is not cap
Xerathion: STFU

xertainly 

Extremely certain. Extra certain. Cocksure. More than just assured of a concept.
Jim: That bacon is xertainly delicious.

Bob: DAMN SKIPPY!
xertainly by NoseGuy February 27, 2009