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some mf that edits the most random shi

my name is xerpt moots?

xerpt by nyytard April 17, 2022

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xertvanky

n. morbidly obese female of Slavic descent who consumes crushed or shaved ice in cones.

B1: Dayangg check out that xertvanky!
J1000: HEY that's my kid your talkin about!

xertvanky by kpmandookid March 31, 2009

Related Words

xerpt • Xerptus • XERTZ • Xerath • xerotic • xerp • Xert • Xertun • xeptic • xeption

XERTZ

to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.

After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.

XERTZ by weave September 22, 2003

xeption

xeption is a shorter use of exception and probably a result of twitter's 140 character limit. Similar to using "Xmas" instead of "Christmas".

I'm sorry dude, these are the rules and there is no xeption.

xeption by Schefar May 26, 2011

xereptitude

Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.

Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!

xereptitude by Roopybabe March 18, 2014

Xerathion

a person who picks up a stick and calls it an elder-flame dagger and complements himself and titles himself as a king. also kinda like shekhmatov has no friends and whenever someone absolutely shits on him he either reports it or repeats the same word 59409034909340 times before saying something like "Ur aim is shit in Valorant"

Ava k: thats is not cap
Xerathion: STFU

Xerathion by ur mothers sons daughter grand June 4, 2022

xertainly

Extremely certain. Extra certain. Cocksure. More than just assured of a concept.

Jim: That bacon is xertainly delicious.

Bob: DAMN SKIPPY!

xertainly by NoseGuy February 27, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026