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Emporium 

County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.
Emporium has the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
Emporium by Youngmahn Moon May 23, 2006

Emporium 

The start of the butt crack at the bottom of the lower back.
The plumber bent over and revealed his emporium
Emporium by DayvN April 25, 2023

N3NH's Hentai Emporium 

The home to one of discords largest hentai community.
Person A: Yo, N3NH's Hentai Emporium has a nice collection of hentai
Person B: Sir, this is a Daycare

Wonder Emporium 

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina
I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.
Wonder Emporium by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010

Falgo's Emporium 

A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.
Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair of Nike Airs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.
Falgo's Emporium by DonutGee October 25, 2011

Zeraora's Emporium 

Best Discord where you can get free Pokémon and have a good laugh
Did you also get free shiny Pokémon from Zeraora's Emporium?