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to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.
After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.
XERTZ by weave September 22, 2003
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the act of gulping something down in haste / in hurry
The chili was so hot that I needed to xertz a liter of water.
XERTZ by glaucous January 25, 2022
the act of gulping something down in haste / in hurry
i drink blackhimanks semen in a Xertz manner
XERTZ by SleepyNeo April 3, 2024

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid 

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

xertvanky 

n. morbidly obese female of Slavic descent who consumes crushed or shaved ice in cones.
B1: Dayangg check out that xertvanky!
J1000: HEY that's my kid your talkin about!
xertvanky by kpmandookid March 31, 2009

xertainly 

Extremely certain. Extra certain. Cocksure. More than just assured of a concept.
Jim: That bacon is xertainly delicious.

Bob: DAMN SKIPPY!
xertainly by NoseGuy February 27, 2009
a very kind person who goes through everything to help someone. some who cares so much about other people they never care for themselves. a sexy, smart, kind, caring person
xetzpa is really hot!
xetzpa by tojicake June 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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