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the act of gulping something down in haste / in hurry
The chili was so hot that I needed to xertz a liter of water.
XERTZ by glaucous January 25, 2022
the act of gulping something down in haste / in hurry
i drink blackhimanks semen in a Xertz manner
XERTZ by SleepyNeo April 3, 2024

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid 

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

xertvanky 

n. morbidly obese female of Slavic descent who consumes crushed or shaved ice in cones.
B1: Dayangg check out that xertvanky!
J1000: HEY that's my kid your talkin about!
xertvanky by kpmandookid March 31, 2009

xertainly 

Extremely certain. Extra certain. Cocksure. More than just assured of a concept.
Jim: That bacon is xertainly delicious.

Bob: DAMN SKIPPY!
xertainly by NoseGuy February 27, 2009
a very kind person who goes through everything to help someone. some who cares so much about other people they never care for themselves. a sexy, smart, kind, caring person
xetzpa is really hot!
xetzpa by tojicake June 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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