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Xert: a common phrase used in slang that originated in the early 2010s

The phrase “xert” means cool or nice, if you describe someone as Xert you are considering them good or kind
“That’s so xert” “your really xert”
Xert by Joe paperwright December 20, 2023

xertvanky 

n. morbidly obese female of Slavic descent who consumes crushed or shaved ice in cones.
B1: Dayangg check out that xertvanky!
J1000: HEY that's my kid your talkin about!
xertvanky by kpmandookid March 31, 2009
to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.
After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.
XERTZ by weave September 22, 2003

xertainly 

Extremely certain. Extra certain. Cocksure. More than just assured of a concept.
Jim: That bacon is xertainly delicious.

Bob: DAMN SKIPPY!
xertainly by NoseGuy February 27, 2009
the act of gulping something down in haste / in hurry
The chili was so hot that I needed to xertz a liter of water.
XERTZ by glaucous January 25, 2022
Xerify is a console kid thats very bad at the game
Xertify Is Dog
Xertify by WeirdKid1924 May 23, 2021