xenobe

Un bozzo avec des opinions non-populaires.

T’es tellement un xenobe!

xenobe by Well who knows March 11, 2020

Xenogears 

A role-playing game released for the Sony Playstion in 1998. It is well-known to have a very complex and intricately written storlyine that is filled with western theological references and metaphors. Developed by Squaresoft.

"I am the alpha and omega,
the first and the last,
the beginning and the end"
-from opening movie

Xenogears by Matt O May 13, 2005

Xenoblade 

The holy grail of modern RPGs today, a true revival of the JRPG, and the reason for gamers to dust off their Nintendo Wii. The only relation this game has to the similarly named Xenogears and Xenosaga is the fact that they were all created by Tetsuya Takahashi. Unlike those games, however, Xenoblade boasts one of the largest open worlds this side of Skyrim. In addition, it has an epic battle system, fantastic art direction, a story that (for the most part) doesn't play into traditional JRPG tropes, and beautiful music.

While graphics whores, Call of Duty addicts and console fanboys have denigrated this game due to the simple fact that it's a JRPG on the Wii, almost everyone else has given it well-deserved praise.

Fanboy 1: The Wii's on its last legs, and it's always sucked!
Fanboy 2: Meh, this game looks like JRPG garbage.
Fanboy 3: Those graphics are shit!
Me: *shows fanboys a review of the game*
Fanboys: Ah...that actually looks really, really good...
Me: Wow, Xenoblade has really been turning fanboys across the spectrum into converts.

Xenoblade by ididntknowthat July 10, 2012

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 

A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.

Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

xenogears 

a Squaresoft RPG (role playing game) for the Sony Playstation; most intellectually stimulating and emotionally deep RPG ever made;

People need to play Xenogears in order to understand Xenosaga; quit bashing on Episode I already -_-!

xenogears by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Xenotelephobia 

Pronounced: Zee-No-Teh-Leh-Foe-Bee-Uh
The fear of talking on the phone to strangers such as company representatives, sales people, technical support, etc.

"Hey Javier, do you think you could call Kinko's for me? I have xenotelephobia"

Xenotelephobia by Rachael Belensz May 22, 2008

Xenoblade Chronicles 

An underrated JRPG on the Wii, New Nintendo 3ds, and Nintendo Switch. Known for its great story and themes, the blone anime swordie in Smash Bros who can see the future for some random reason, and that one random furball named Riki who's a meme
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"

"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"

Xenoblade Chronicles by GeoZ1234 December 18, 2020