wytmf 

When someone tries to undermine you with a question that you can outrightly do, so you reply wytmf which is abbreviation for What You Take Me For

Sarah:How's Christmas going?

Tolu: boring, dry
Tolu:How was Christmas at your side?
Sarah:More like how my Christmas went asides the cooking and hosting part.
Tolu: You cooked?

Sarah:wytmf

wytmf by Goldenwriter December 27, 2017

WTMFI 

Acronym for Way To Much Fucking Information.

"I need to take a shit." "Dude, WTMFI."

WTMFI by The Original Maverick June 19, 2007

wytm

What you telling me

Skinz: Yo bro
S don: wytm
Skinz: not much Bruv

wytm by Skinzmiltonkeynes December 9, 2017

WTTMF 

word to that mother fucker

person 1: bush is an ass
person 2: WTTMF

WTTMF by catz123 November 21, 2010

wotmft 

Way Over the Mother Fucking Top

The word can have a negative or playful connotation

pronounced "wot-mift"

The drunk girl at the party last night was wotmft.

Carrot Top is wotmft.

wotmft by gaijinmercenary July 15, 2006

WYBMFBF 

Would you be my fucking boyfriend?

Song "Fucking Boyfriend" by The Bird And The Bee

Joe: Do you want me to make you breakfast?

Ali: WYBMFBF?

WYBMFBF by Cock Taco August 8, 2010

wtmfh 

what the mother-fucking hell

what the mother fucking hell, people?! constantine got voted off!

wtmfh by i'm not fucking telling you April 28, 2005