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Person 1: have you ever tried tasting your own semen no homo
Person 2: wtmff?!
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Abreviation of "What the motherfucking fuck?" Used to express intense confusion, exasperation, or misunderstanding. Can also be stated as "WTMFSQUARED."
"Hey man, I brought you this dead cat carcass."
"WTMFF, dude?! Throw that shit away!"

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"I'm not gonna be able to get you that half today, dog."
"WTMFSQUARED, man? You promised."
by reptar bars May 14, 2009
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