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Abreviation of "What the motherfucking fuck?" Used to express intense confusion, exasperation, or misunderstanding. Can also be stated as "WTMFSQUARED."
"Hey man, I brought you this dead cat carcass."
"WTMFF, dude?! Throw that shit away!"

OR

"I'm not gonna be able to get you that half today, dog."
"WTMFSQUARED, man? You promised."
wtmff by reptar bars May 14, 2009
Related Words
What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.
You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!
WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008
Acronym for Way To Much Fucking Information.
"I need to take a shit." "Dude, WTMFI."
WTMFI by The Original Maverick June 19, 2007

wtfffffffff 

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.
Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken
wtfffffffff by Corvaillian April 6, 2008
What The Fucking Fuck

-basically it is What The Fuck but when u are really mad or confused, this is more deeper way of expressing it.
john: lisa just dumped me for that moron. WTFF?!!
WTFF by maydagirl August 1, 2007
Abbreviation for 'WILL TWEET FOR FOOD'.
That guy on the street corner is holding up a sign that says, "WTFF"....he must be hungry!!!
WTFF by Master Kitty April 15, 2014
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