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1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003
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1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
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1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
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A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
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