wuzband

A wuzband is a has-been husband and it's a great way to refer to your "Ex". Wuzband embodies a touch of humor and you and your friends don't have to honor him with his given name. And best of all you don't get on everyone's nerves with all those bitter adjectives. Popularized by Linda Cantrell a radio talk show host.
I saw the wuzband in town yesterday.
by Linda Cantrell June 03, 2008
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Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."
We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."
by Anita D'Hoobaday July 09, 2020
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Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."
We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."
by Anita D'Hoobaday July 09, 2020
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