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A wuzband is a has-been husband and it's a great way to refer to your "Ex". Wuzband embodies a touch of humor and you and your friends don't have to honor him with his given name. And best of all you don't get on everyone's nerves with all those bitter adjectives. Popularized by Linda Cantrell a radio talk show host.

I saw the wuzband in town yesterday.

wuzband by Linda Cantrell June 3, 2008

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Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

Wuzband and Werf by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

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Wuzband and Werf

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

Wuzband and Werf by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

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wusband

Pronounced 'was-band'. The ex-husband. After the divorce, the husband becomes the wusband.

My wusband left me for another woman, but I tried to get half his shit!

wusband by smls January 10, 2009

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wusband

A man who used to be your husband.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into my wusband, can't he find a NEW grocery store.

wusband by T~Mama November 20, 2010

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wusband

the "husband" in a lesbian marriage who does all the "manly" chores and helps to raise & discipline the kids rather than be the pregnant one.

woman+husband=wusband

Since you don't wanna carry the kids, you'd make a good laddy. I mean you're already a good wusband.

wusband by psydecheaux September 23, 2010

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Wusband

When two gay men marry and one is deemed to be the female of the two in the marriage

i now pronounce you husband and wusband

Wusband by Caleb Sanders June 20, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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