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A wuzband is a has-been husband and it's a great way to refer to your "Ex". Wuzband embodies a touch of humor and you and your friends don't have to honor him with his given name. And best of all you don't get on everyone's nerves with all those bitter adjectives. Popularized by Linda Cantrell a radio talk show host.

I saw the wuzband in town yesterday.

wuzband by Linda Cantrell June 3, 2008

Words you can keep

Wuzband and Werf

He was my "huz," and now he's my "wuz." I "were his wife," and now I'm his "werf." We are happily "wuzband and werf." There is no derogatory intent to this definition. It is simply a way to speak of a former spouse without the typical negative baggage associated with "ex."

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

Wuzband and Werf by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

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Wuzband and Werf

We used to be husband and wife, and now we are "Wuzband and Werf."

Wuzband and Werf by Anita D'Hoobaday July 9, 2020

wusband

Pronounced 'was-band'. The ex-husband. After the divorce, the husband becomes the wusband.

My wusband left me for another woman, but I tried to get half his shit!

wusband by smls January 10, 2009

wusband

A man who used to be your husband.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into my wusband, can't he find a NEW grocery store.

wusband by T~Mama November 20, 2010

wusband

the "husband" in a lesbian marriage who does all the "manly" chores and helps to raise & discipline the kids rather than be the pregnant one.

woman+husband=wusband

Since you don't wanna carry the kids, you'd make a good laddy. I mean you're already a good wusband.

wusband by psydecheaux September 23, 2010

Wusband

When two gay men marry and one is deemed to be the female of the two in the marriage

i now pronounce you husband and wusband

Wusband by Caleb Sanders June 20, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026