wusband

Pronounced 'was-band'. The ex-husband. After the divorce, the husband becomes the wusband.

My wusband left me for another woman, but I tried to get half his shit!

by smls January 10, 2009

wusband

A man who used to be your husband.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into my wusband, can't he find a NEW grocery store.

by T~Mama November 20, 2010

wusband

the "husband" in a lesbian marriage who does all the "manly" chores and helps to raise & discipline the kids rather than be the pregnant one.

woman+husband=wusband

Since you don't wanna carry the kids, you'd make a good laddy. I mean you're already a good wusband.

by psydecheaux September 23, 2010

wusband

the past tense of a husband...someone who WAS a husband

it was really exciting when my wusband met my new boyfriend

by DAT bitch November 15, 2014

wusband

A man to whom you were formerly married, and with whom you enjoy a close and congenial relationship, absent the rancor often associated with the word "ex-husband".

1. Although he travels a great deal for work, my wusband makes it a priority to attend all our daughter's school events.

2. Q: "What does your husband do?"

A: "Actually, he's my wusband, but I'd love to introduce you! I really think you two would hit it off."

by birmingmom October 6, 2009

wusband

not yet divorced ex.

Liz was happy when her wusband started dating; it gave her much more freedom.

by happytobefree June 10, 2010

Wusband

When two gay men marry and one is deemed to be the female of the two in the marriage

i now pronounce you husband and wusband

by Caleb Sanders June 20, 2009