wunnie 

a word of the "stoner" dialect meaning "one-hitter," indicating a single-hit pipe.

"Pass me the wunnie."

wunnie by deathtobees January 4, 2004

Funnie-Wunnie 

The idiot who hears your joke, which was such a good one, and he tee-hee’s and decides
To say “gee, funnie-wunnie!” What most don’t know is by saying this it literally kills
About 89.72% of your brain cells. So take heed in front of idiots.

You: *says a joke about calcium*
Idiot that didn’t even get it: funnie-Wunnie!

Funnie-Wunnie by Lord Zorlax November 7, 2019

Winnie the Pooh 

A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?

- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"

Winnie the Pooh by O. W. Tongueincheek December 4, 2021

Winnie pinks 

I term in reference to the famous Winfield blue brand cigarettes, Winnie pinks is used to describe the act of smoking / sucking the appendage of a male i.e. sucking a cock

Hey where is Dion? He is behind the sheds smoking the Winnie pinks again...

Man that guy loves the cock. I reckon he has smoked a packets worth today

Winnie pinks by Dirk Rictor2 July 28, 2019

Winnie the Pooh 

Winnie the Pooh has been used in political satire and has created controversies in China since 2013. In that year, critics compared to an image of Pooh and his friend Tigger a picture of Presidents Xi Jinping and Barack Obama, who met at the G20 in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Cartoons of Xi as Winnie the Pooh were regarded as disrespectful and were banned in China, but they continued to be used by critics.

Winnie the pooh, How comes you suddenly disappeared from HK Disney website without saying anything to me?

Winnie the Pooh by arnoluke October 10, 2019

Winnie the Pooh 

Xi Jinping (/ʃi dʒɪnˈpɪŋ/ shee jin-PING; Chinese: 习近平; born 15 June 1953) is a Chinese politician who has served as General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and Chairman of the Central Military Commission (CMC) since 2012, and President of the People's Republic of China (PRC) since 2013. Xi is the paramount leader of China, the most prominent political leader in China, since 2012.

The son of Chinese Communist veteran Xi Zhongxun, he was exiled to rural Yanchuan County as a teenager following his father's purge during the Cultural Revolution, and lived in a cave in the village of Liangjiahe, where he joined the CCP and worked as the party secretary. After studying chemical engineering at Tsinghua University as a "Worker-Peasant-Soldier student", Xi rose through the ranks politically in China's coastal provinces. Xi was Governor of Fujian from 1999 to 2002, before becoming Governor and Party Secretary of neighbouring Zhejiang from 2002 to 2007. Following the dismissal of the Party Secretary of Shanghai, Chen Liangyu, Xi was transferred to replace him for a brief period in 2007. He subsequently joined the Politburo Standing Committee and served as first secretary of the Central Secretariat in October 2007. In 2008 he was designated as Hu Jintao's presumed successor as paramount leader; to that end, Xi was appointed Vice President of the People's Republic of China and Vice Chairman of the Central Military Commission. He officially received the title of "leaders...

“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” - Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Winnie the Pooh by anonymous September 14, 2020

Winnie the poohing 

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

Winnie the poohing by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011