Urban Dictionary: Winnie The Poo

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V: This sex act consists of fisting one's butthole, and then licking their fingers. It looks alot like Winnie the Pooh eating honey out of a jar.

Chris: Hey what did you last night?

Logan: yo man, i Winnie the Pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.

by fbgetmoney April 21, 2009

Sep 9 Word of the Day

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

When you pour honey all over your dick and bang your partner in the ass.

We started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after I Winnie the Poo-ed the shit out of her last night.

by Pebbles Domus February 05, 2011

Winnie The Poo spent all day doing a lot of nothing in particular. In fact thats how he'd spent the entire week.

by Icoe March 26, 2005

When one proceeds to excrete a tubby orange bear, wearing a red shirt although no pants, straight out of their behind.

Woman: AAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaarrrgggGGgGghhhHh!!1!1!!!

Doctor: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

*PLOP*

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, piglette!

by KittyMittenShitten October 14, 2010

The act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.

they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn't know it was open past 6.

by godii September 13, 2010