wtfpwns

Combination of WTF (What the fuck) and PWNS ('owns' in the sense of 'defeats', see: PWN). Used to describe a total victory over someone who didn't even stand a chance.

"The average gamer playing a first person shooter on a PC with keyboard and mouse wtfpwns the average gamer playing the same game on a XBox 360 with a gamepad."

by Tachyon May 25, 2007

wtfpwned

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.

Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.

by pyrez July 4, 2003

wtfpwn

Wtfpwn, v. - To pwn very hard, ostensibly to the point of making the pwnee say "wtf"

OMG ROFLZ!11 I wtfpwn j00 l4m3r!!!1

by Allen D May 3, 2004

wtfpwnd

what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.

holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)

by batman October 8, 2003

wtfpwn

Beyond simple a simple pwn, "wtfpwn" means to pwn someone in a quick and decisive manner, such that they don't know what hit them and/or have little chance to react before dying.

My lvl 60 rogue stealth'ed and wtfpwn'ed those gray noobs.

by jky October 5, 2005

wtfpwned

V. To be taken by suprise and dominated on by another.

"That newbie gnome mage tried to take the flag back to his base and got wtfpwned by my pyroblast."

by Koruptwon August 8, 2006

wtfpwned

wtf meaning "what the fuck" an extreme lack of understanding something that just happened to the person making the statment.
pwned meaning Owned being bested without any chance of retaliation.
wtfpwned meaning the person does not understand how they where bested without having a chance for retaliation.

a group of 8 adult human's gang up on 1 small child and take the child's candy, in a short matter of time.

They Wtfpwned him!

by Typo91 March 26, 2005