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what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.
holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)
wtfpwnd by batman October 8, 2003
Words you can keep
1. When one is obliterated beyond recognition for no apparent or suitable reason.
2. The act of saying WTF and being pwnd simultaneously in such a fashion that leaves the person in woe and misery.
3. A slang term used by horny boys that attend school's in Orange County to describe their nature of existence.
1. Shit! That chick just totally WTFpwnd my ass!
2. 'I just got WTFpwnd!' says Marshall. Jimmy says, 'Man, nobody likes you.'
3. 'I got WTFpwnd' says Brandon. The Chorus says 'We know, he told everyone.'
WTFpwnd by WTFpwnddaily2 October 16, 2008
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This is pretty much Thados on the Tichondrius server of WoW.
"We were testing our parashoots to see who would fall further." WTFPWND!
wtfpwnd by SayaDjinn February 26, 2005

wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003
Wtfpwn, v. - To pwn very hard, ostensibly to the point of making the pwnee say "wtf"
OMG ROFLZ!11 I wtfpwn j00 l4m3r!!!1
wtfpwn by Allen D May 3, 2004
Beyond simple a simple pwn, "wtfpwn" means to pwn someone in a quick and decisive manner, such that they don't know what hit them and/or have little chance to react before dying.
My lvl 60 rogue stealth'ed and wtfpwn'ed those gray noobs.
wtfpwn by jky October 5, 2005

wtfpwned 

V. To be taken by suprise and dominated on by another.
"That newbie gnome mage tried to take the flag back to his base and got wtfpwned by my pyroblast."
wtfpwned by Koruptwon August 8, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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